:37:03
He's such a loser!
:37:06
Moron!
:37:12
It worked, it worked, it worked!
:37:17
Did you see the look on Brad's
face? Thank you so much!
:37:27
Okay. "Limp-dick" I know.
:37:30
What exactly is
"snowblowing"?
:37:33
It doesn't matter.
I didn't explain it to her.
:37:36
But you're gonna have
to explain it to me...
:37:37
...because I'm gonna have to explain it
to about 20 or 30 parents...
:37:40
...that are going to call in
the next half-hour or so.
:37:41
Give them my number.
:37:42
No. I think they'll want to talk
to Anna's mother, thank you.
:37:45
What is it that you worried
about? Looking bad at the PTA?
:37:49
Are you defending
what you did?
:37:51
Right to the ground!
:37:52
- You put filth in my child's mouth.
- Oh, please...
:37:54
You had her lie
about that model.
:37:56
And it worked
like a charm.
:37:59
And you became a hero,
and I became I schmuck.
:38:03
Basically, you
taught my child...
:38:06
...that I am a loser...
:38:08
...who doesn't really
care about her pain.
:38:11
- That's not what I was trying to do.
- That's what you did.
:38:15
Did you think I didn't have some
dirty words for that little putz?
:38:18
That I couldn't figure
out some low blows?
:38:20
You weren't
passing them out.
:38:22
I believe, in a crisis, you have an
opportunity to learn something.
:38:25
That's deep.
:38:27
It was a lie.
:38:29
Winning without dignity
or grace is not winning.
:38:33
She has to figure out
who she is...
:38:34
...so she can stand up to
peer pressure, so that...
:38:37
...so that she can
steer her own course.
:38:38
She wasn't steering
her own course.
:38:41
She was steering yours.
:38:43
That's what parenting
is all about, little girl.
:38:46
They are pleading for you to tell
them how to do the right thing.
:38:50
Sure as hell, that's
what you've done.
:38:52
And the next time something happens,
and the stakes are really high...
:38:55
...she's gonna
look back on this...
:38:56
...and she's gonna remember how
easy it was and how good it felt.
:38:59
And she'll stand up for herself.
Dear God, what have I done?