:11:00
Excuse me.
:11:01
Thank you. Thank you.
:11:03
Far out.
:11:04
Think he's got room
for one more?
:11:09
You never
went to college.
:11:10
Please,
don't touch that.
:11:12
Yeah, no, I did,
but, you know,
:11:13
I spent most
of my time, um,
:11:15
occupying various
administration buildings,
:11:17
smoking a lot
of thai stick,
:11:20
breaking into
the R.O.T.C.,
:11:21
and bowling.
:11:22
to tell you
the truth, Brandt,
:11:24
I don't remember
most of it.
:11:30
Ok, sir, you're a Lebowski,
I'm a Lebowski,
:11:34
That's terrific.
:11:35
But I'm very busy,
as I imagine you are.
:11:39
What can I
do for you, sir?
:11:41
Uh, well, sir,
it's,
:11:43
this rug I have.
:11:45
It really tied
the room together.
:11:47
You told Brandt on
the phone, he told me.
:11:49
Where do I fit in?
:11:51
Well, they were
:11:53
They were looking
for you, these 2 guys.
:11:56
I'll say it again.
:11:57
You told Brandt on
the phone, he told me.
:11:59
I know what happened.
Yes? Yes?
:12:01
Oh, so you know that
:12:03
They were trying
to piss on your rug?
:12:05
Did I urinate
on your rug?
:12:07
You mean, did you
personally come
:12:09
and pee on my rug?
:12:10
Hello! Do you
speak English, son?
:12:11
Parla usted ingles?
:12:13
I'll ask you again.
Did I urinate on your rug?
:12:16
No, like I said,
Woo peed on my rug.
:12:19
I just want to
understand this, sir.
:12:21
Every time a rug
is micturated upon
:12:23
In this fair city, I have
to compensate the person
:12:26
Come on, man,
:12:28
I'm not trying
io scam anybody here.
:12:30
..you know,
I.. was just
:12:32
You were just
looking for a handout
:12:33
like every other...
:12:35
Are you employed,
Mr. Lebowski?
:12:38
Uh, wait, let me
:12:40
let me explain
something to you.
:12:42
I am not Mr. Lebowski.
You're Mr. Lebowski.
:12:45
I'm The Dude. So that's
what you call me,
:12:47
You know, that
or, his Dudeness,
:12:51
Or, Duder, or, you
know, el Duderino,
:12:54
If you're not into
the whole brevity thing.
:12:56
Are you employed, sir?
:12:59
Employed?