:13:02
You don't go out
looking for a job
:13:04
dressed like that,
do you, on a weekday?
:13:06
Is this a..
what day is this?
:13:09
Well, I do work, sir.
:13:11
So if you don't mind
:13:12
No, I do mind.
:13:14
Uh, The Dude minds.
:13:15
This will not stand,
you know.
:13:17
This aggression
will not stand, man.
:13:19
I mean, your wife owes
:13:21
My wife is not
the issue here!
:13:24
I hope that
someday my wife
:13:26
will learn to live
on her allowance,
:13:28
which is ample,
but if she does not,
:13:30
that is her problem,
not mine,
:13:31
just as the rug
is your problem,
:13:33
just as every bum's
lot in life
:13:35
is his own
responsibility,
:13:37
regardless of who
he chooses to blame.
:13:39
I didn't blame anyone
for the loss of my legs.
:13:43
Some chinaman took them
from me in Korea.
:13:45
But I went out
and achieved anyway.
:13:49
I cannot solve
your problems, sir,
:13:51
only you can.
:13:54
Oh, fuck it.
:13:56
Yes, that's your answer.
:13:58
That's your answer
to everything.
:13:59
Tattoo it
on your forehead.
:14:01
Your revolution is
over, Mr. Lebowski!
:14:04
Condolences!
:14:05
The bums lost!
:14:07
My advice to you is to do
what your parents did!
:14:10
Get a job, sir!
:14:12
The bums will always lose!
:14:14
Do you hear me,
Lebowski?!
:14:16
The bums
will always lose!
:14:19
How was your meeting,
Mr. Lebowski?
:14:22
Ok. The old man told me to
take any rug in the house.
:14:26
Well, enjoy,
:14:28
and perhaps we'll see you
again sometime, Dude.
:14:30
Yeah, sure, if I'm
in the neighborhood,
:14:33
You know, and ...
:14:36
I need to use the John.
:14:48
Blow on them.
:14:50
Go ahead, blow.
:14:54
You want me to blow
on your, toes?