:18:03
You can't do that, man.
:18:05
These guys, you know,
they're like me.
:18:06
They're pacifists.
:18:08
Smokey was a
conscientious objector.
:18:10
You know, Dude,
I, myself,
:18:11
dabbled in pacifism
at one point,
:18:13
not in 'nam,
of course.
:18:14
And you know he's got
emotional problems, man.
:18:17
You mean,
beyond pacifism?
:18:19
He's fragile,
Very fragile.
:18:22
Huh. I did not know that.
:18:28
..it's all water
under the bridge,
:18:30
and we do enter
the next round-robin.
:18:32
Am I wrong?
:18:33
No, you're not wrong.
:18:34
Am I wrong?
:18:35
You're not wrong,
Walter,
:18:36
you're just an asshole!
:18:38
Ok, then.
:18:39
We play Quintana
and OBrien next week.
:18:41
They should be pushovers.
:18:44
Man, will you just
:18:46
Just take it easy,
man.
:18:47
You know, that's your
answer for everything, Dude.
:18:50
And let me
point out something.
:18:52
Pacifism is not look
at our current situation
:18:54
with that
camelfucker in Iraq.
:18:56
Pacifism is not something
to hide behind.
:18:58
Just take it easy, man.
:19:01
I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
:19:02
Yeah, waving
the fucking gun around?
:19:05
Calmer than you are.
:19:06
Will you
just take it easy?
:19:08
Calmer than you are.
:19:14
Dude, this is Smokey.
:19:16
Look, I don't want to
be a hard-on about this,
:19:17
and I know it
wasn't your fault,
:19:19
but I just thought
it was fair to tell you
:19:21
that Gilbert and I will be
submitting this to the league
:19:23
and asking them to
set aside the round,
:19:25
I don't know,
maybe forfeit it to us.
:19:28
So, like I say, just thought,
you know, fair warning.
:19:31
Tell Walter. I'm sorry.
:19:34
Mr. Lebowski, this
is Brandt at,
:19:39
well, at
Mr. Lebowski's office.
:19:41
Please call us as
soon as it's convenient.
:19:46
Mr. Lebowski,
this is Bill Selliger
:19:47
of the Southern Cal
Bowling League,
:19:49
and I just got
an informal report
:19:51
that a member of your team,
a Walter Sobchak,
:19:54
drew a firearm
during league play.
:19:57
If this is true,
of course,
:19:59
it contravenes a number
of the league's bylaws