:44:08
Hello. Meine dispatcher says
:44:10
there's something wrong
mitt deine kable.
:44:12
Yeah, come on in.
I'm not really sure
:44:13
exactly what's really
wrong with the cable.
:44:15
Zat's why they sent me.
I am an expert.
:44:17
The TV's in here.
:44:19
You recognize her,
of course.
:44:25
Oh, that's
my friend Shari.
:44:26
She just came over
to use the shower.
:44:28
The story
is ludicrous.
:44:30
Meine nommen is Karl.
Ich bin expert.
:44:34
You must be here
to fix the cable.
:44:35
Lord, you can imagine
where it goes from here.
:44:38
He fixes the cable?
:44:40
Don't be fatuous,
Jeffrey.
:44:41
Little matter to me
that this woman chose
:44:44
to pursue a career
in pornography
:44:45
nor that she has been
"banging" Jackie Treehorn,
:44:47
to use the parlance
of our times,
:44:49
however,
:44:51
I am one of the 2 trustees
of the Lebowski Foundation,
:44:54
the other being my father.
:44:55
The Foundation takes
youngsters from watts and
:44:57
Shit, yeah,
the achievers.
:44:59
Little Lebowski
urban achievers, yes,
:45:00
and proud we are
of all of them,
:45:02
I asked my father about
his withdrawal of $1 million
:45:05
from the Foundation account,
:45:06
and he told me
about this abduction.
:45:08
But I tell you,
it is preposterous.
:45:09
This compulsive fornicator
:45:11
is taking my father
for the proverbial ride.
:45:13
Yeah, but my
:45:14
I'm getting to your rug.
:45:15
My father and I
don't get along.
:45:17
He doesn't approve
of my lifestyle,
:45:18
and, needless to say,
I don't approve of his.
:45:20
However, I hardly wish to make
my father's embezzlement
:45:23
a police matter,
:45:24
so I'm proposing that you
try to recover the money
:45:27
from the people
you delivered it to.
:45:28
Well,
I could do that.
:45:32
If you successfully do so,
I will compensate you
:45:35
to the tune of 10%
of the recovered sum.
:45:39
A hundred...
:45:40
Thousand. Yes.
Bones or clams
:45:42
or whatever you call them.
:45:43
Yeah, but...
:45:46
What about my...
:45:47
Your rug, yes.
well, with that money
:45:49
you can buy
any number of rugs
:45:51
That don't have
sentimental value for me.
:45:52
And I am sorry about
that crack on the jaw.
:45:55
Oh, th-that's fine.
That doesn't even...
:45:58
Here's the name and number
of a doctor
:45:59
who will look at it
for you.