The Odd Couple II
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:34:00
What's so amusing now?
:34:02
How are we going to tell
Hannah and Brucey

:34:06
why we are 40 years late
for their wedding?

:34:09
Stop worrying, we'll get out of this.
:34:12
Not without a lawyer we won't.
Have you got a lawyer?

:34:15
Yeah, in Florida. He's 92.
:34:18
It takes him six hours to walk
to the telephone. The case will be over.

:34:22
We'll just tell them the truth.
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There's our guy!
:34:30
How is your dying mama, compadre?
:34:34
- Mucho better, gracias.
- I'll send her a crate of peaches.

:34:37
- Are you going to tell them the truth?
- I told them the truth.

:34:41
I said you picked me up,
gave me a ride

:34:44
then I saw my friends, they took me
home and that's the truth, no?

:34:49
He's got a better story then ours.
I think we're in trouble.

:34:53
- Oscar Madison. Felix Ungar.
- Yeah, here we are.

:34:57
- Let's go.
- I told you, didn't I?

:35:00
If we go down, you go down with us!
:35:03
Are you Dirty Harry?
You watch too much television.

:35:07
Tell me one more time how the rented car
caught fire and exploded.

:35:13
He called me a shithead
and punched the car.

:35:17
- It went rolling down the hill.
- Why did you punch the car?

:35:20
Because the shithead threw
the directions out the window

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and left my suitcase
at the Rent A Car agency.

:35:26
Why did you throw away the directions?
:35:28
They caught fire from my cigar ashes
and were burning on my crotch!

:35:33
First time he's hot down there for years.
:35:36
I just wanted to remind you of how it felt.
:35:38
OK, boys. Calm down.
:35:41
You two don't
get along too well, do you?

:35:44
There was a period of 17 years
that was wonderful.

:35:49
Then we saw each other again.
:35:51
- Who is getting married?
- My daughter and his son.


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