The Odd Couple II
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If we go down, you go down with us!
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Are you Dirty Harry?
You watch too much television.

:35:07
Tell me one more time how the rented car
caught fire and exploded.

:35:13
He called me a shithead
and punched the car.

:35:17
- It went rolling down the hill.
- Why did you punch the car?

:35:20
Because the shithead threw
the directions out the window

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and left my suitcase
at the Rent A Car agency.

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Why did you throw away the directions?
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They caught fire from my cigar ashes
and were burning on my crotch!

:35:33
First time he's hot down there for years.
:35:36
I just wanted to remind you of how it felt.
:35:38
OK, boys. Calm down.
:35:41
You two don't
get along too well, do you?

:35:44
There was a period of 17 years
that was wonderful.

:35:49
Then we saw each other again.
:35:51
- Who is getting married?
- My daughter and his son.

:36:07
We all agree that if you two
can't find your way

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to your own children's wedding,
there isn't a chance in hell

:36:14
you could smuggle
20 illegal aliens across the border.

:36:17
Besides we just got a confession
from the truck driver.

:36:21
- You are free to go.
- We appreciate it, officer.

:36:26
Wait a minute.
There's a matter of false arrest here.

:36:29
I happen to have one of the finest
legal minds for an attorney in Florida.

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- Let's go!
- You may hear from him.

:36:39
We still don't know
how to get to the wedding.

:36:42
There's a girl outside at the computer.
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Give her the family's name.
She'll run it down.

:36:53
Hello, Felix? We've been worried.
:36:58
Unfortunately, we took a wrong turn.

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