The Waterboy
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:06:00
And that's a promise !
:06:02
Strong words from a strong man,
Captain lnsano.

:06:06
Now let's take a call. lt's our
old friend from Jackson's Bayou, Mr B.

:06:10
Hello, Jim.
:06:12
l-ls it possible
to speak to Captain lnsano ?

:06:15
- Shoot, Mr B.
- Captain lnsano,

:06:17
l notice sometimes
when you are wrestling--

:06:20
or-or openin' up a can of whoop-ass,
as you like to say--

:06:23
- you seem to be sweating
quite profusely.
- Yeah ?

:06:26
l was wondering if,
perhaps, you might need...

:06:29
the services
of an experienced waterboy.

:06:32
[ Chuckling ]
That's pretty cute.

:06:35
How old are you, kid ?
Eleven, twelve ?

:06:37
l-l am 31 years old.
:06:41
[ Both Laughing ]
:06:48
[ Captain lnsano ]
l guarantee, that guy's still a virgin.

:06:50
0h ! 0h, my God !
:06:52
[ Laughing Continues ]
:06:55
[ Engine Whirring ]
:07:17
- My mama said -
:07:19
- That your life
is a gift -

:07:22
- And my mama said -
:07:24
- This much weight
you will lift -

:07:28
- And my mama said
leave those bad boys alone -

:07:33
- And my mama said --
:07:36
This is where
they strip the ball from us.

:07:39
And then we miss one tackle.
There, two tackles.

:07:43
Joey drops the ball.
:07:45
Whoops, he has time
to pick it up and dust it off
and run in for a touchdown...

:07:48
before our guys even know
what's goin' on.

:07:53
- [ Sighing ]
- [ Knocking ]

:07:58
- Hello ?
- My name is Bobby Boucher.


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