The Waterboy
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:17:02
But Mama, l-l'm tired
of everybody callin' me a dummy.

:17:05
l'm-l'm tired
of not havin' any friends.

:17:08
And my ass is tired sittin' here
jawin' all night. l'm goin' to bed.

:17:11
Nice to meet you, Mr Coach.
Good luck with your fool's ball.

:17:14
Bobby, after you let Mr Coach out,
you come into my bedroom.

:17:17
Mama'll brush your hair.
:17:22
- [ Door Closes ]
- You know, when l was your age,

:17:24
my mother told me not to get a tattoo...
of Roy 0rbison.

:17:33
But what Mama don't know
won't hurt her.

:17:40
l trust you'll make
the right decision.

:17:47
- 0h, yeah -
:17:50
- Huh
l'm -

:17:52
- Gonna get under your skin -
:17:55
- - Sooner or later -
- Damn, l don't want that ass
on the team.

:17:58
Everybody's gonna
laugh at us.

:18:00
Everybody's already
laughin' at us.

:18:02
We ain't won a game
since 1994.

:18:04
- - Sooner or later --
- Hey ! What's up, baby ?
- Hey.

:18:09
- Where's your helmet ?
- Derek Wallace, they-they
don't got no more helmets.

:18:13
Here. You can share mine.
:18:15
Try it on, man.
See if it fits.

:18:20
- All right.
- Thanks, friend.

:18:23
- What a dink.
- [ Whistle Blowing ]

:18:26
Come on !
Huddle up !

:18:28
- [ Mumbling ]
- [ Coach Klein ] All right,
we have an announcement to make.

:18:31
0ur former waterboy, Bobby Boucher,
is gonna play some linebacker for us.

:18:35
[ lmitating Bobby ]
0oh, l'm a f-f-football player.
[ Grunting ]

:18:41
- Coach, l'd like to tackle him
right now, please.
- Not yet.

:18:44
All right, now l wanna work with the
offence. l wanna work with the defence.

:18:47
- Special teams, go with
Farmer Fran, do some laps.
- Shit.

:18:50
[ Farmer Fran Mumbling ]
:18:55
Line up on the ball.
:18:59
- [ Man ] Let's go.
- All right ? Third and ten.


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