The Waterboy
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:18:00
Everybody's already
laughin' at us.

:18:02
We ain't won a game
since 1994.

:18:04
- - Sooner or later --
- Hey ! What's up, baby ?
- Hey.

:18:09
- Where's your helmet ?
- Derek Wallace, they-they
don't got no more helmets.

:18:13
Here. You can share mine.
:18:15
Try it on, man.
See if it fits.

:18:20
- All right.
- Thanks, friend.

:18:23
- What a dink.
- [ Whistle Blowing ]

:18:26
Come on !
Huddle up !

:18:28
- [ Mumbling ]
- [ Coach Klein ] All right,
we have an announcement to make.

:18:31
0ur former waterboy, Bobby Boucher,
is gonna play some linebacker for us.

:18:35
[ lmitating Bobby ]
0oh, l'm a f-f-football player.
[ Grunting ]

:18:41
- Coach, l'd like to tackle him
right now, please.
- Not yet.

:18:44
All right, now l wanna work with the
offence. l wanna work with the defence.

:18:47
- Special teams, go with
Farmer Fran, do some laps.
- Shit.

:18:50
[ Farmer Fran Mumbling ]
:18:55
Line up on the ball.
:18:59
- [ Man ] Let's go.
- All right ? Third and ten.

:19:02
Third and ten ?
:19:06
Yeah, you know, that's
the offense's last opportunity...

:19:09
to gain ten yards
before they have to punt.

:19:11
Gee, he's gonna run
the option.

:19:13
0ption ?
:19:15
- [ Grumbling ]
- He ain't never gonna be able
to figure this out, Coach.

:19:18
Yes, he is.
:19:20
Now, Bobby, you've waterboyed
for 18 years.

:19:24
Didn't you occasionally
watch the game ?

:19:26
0h, l had a lot
to k-keep me busy.

:19:28
- Checking the pH levels,
refillin' the cups.
- All right.

:19:32
Well, then let's just
keep it simple.

:19:34
Casey. l want you
to tackle Casey...

:19:37
like you did Gee yesterday.
:19:39
- Right now ?
- Right now ! Go !

:19:42
- Does he know about this ?
- Doesn't matter. You're a warrior.

:19:45
Go.
:19:52
- [ Man ] Boy, what you doin' ?
- [ Players Grumbling ]

:19:55
[ Coach Klein ]
All right. Bobby, Bobby.

:19:58
Don't be afraid to use
all of your strength, you know ?


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