The Waterboy
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- -- [ ""Auld Lang Syne"" ]
- My resolution is to
never hurt you again.

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[ Snoring ]
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- Should auld acquaintance
be forgot -

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- - And days of auld lang syne --
- [ Crowd Chanting ]
Waterboy ! Waterboy !

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Waterboy ! Waterboy !
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[ Cheering ]
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Bobby Boucher, all these folks
are here tonight...

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to tell you that
they're sorry--

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that they're sorry
for not supportin' you...

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when it meant the most.
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But you do have friends,
and one of 'em wants to say somethin'.

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Come on.
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l am not what you
would call a handsome man.

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The good Lord chose not
to bless me with--

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with charm, athletic ability
or a fully functional brain.

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You see,
you're an inspiration...

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to all of us who,
who weren't born handsome...

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and charming
and cool and--

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[ Sobbing ]
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- l can't ! l can't !
- lt's okay.

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Bobby, if your mama
could only hear us right now,

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we would tell her...
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what a fine boy she raised,
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and how much your playing football
means to this town.

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But she can't hear you,
'cause she's unconscious.

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l'm sorry
to disappoint you all,

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but please keep
your voices down...


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