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:58:03
l am not what you
would call a handsome man.

:58:08
The good Lord chose not
to bless me with--

:58:11
with charm, athletic ability
or a fully functional brain.

:58:18
You see,
you're an inspiration...

:58:22
to all of us who,
who weren't born handsome...

:58:25
and charming
and cool and--

:58:30
[ Sobbing ]
:58:34
- l can't ! l can't !
- lt's okay.

:58:36
Bobby, if your mama
could only hear us right now,

:58:40
we would tell her...
:58:43
what a fine boy she raised,
:58:45
and how much your playing football
means to this town.

:58:50
But she can't hear you,
'cause she's unconscious.

:58:54
l'm sorry
to disappoint you all,

:58:57
but please keep
your voices down...

:59:00
so my mama
can get her rest.

:59:07
[ All Groaning ]
:59:10
Well, wake her ass up !
We gotta win tomorrow !

:59:27
[ Woman 0n P.A.,
lndistinct ]

:59:34
Mama ! Thank God, you're okay.
l'm so sorry.

:59:38
l was so bad, Mama.
You were right about everything.

:59:40
- l've been a real knucklehead.
- 0h, hush, baby.

:59:42
You should've seen this
a long time ago.

:59:45
0h, my word !
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- ls that my daddy ?
- No, no.

:59:50
That's a guy l dated
before l met your father.

:59:53
0h, you could iron
a shirt on his stomach.

:59:55
Well, that was lust, not love.
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