:09:01
- Really?
- Really.
:09:02
My suggestion is that you down
a couple shots of Pepto...
:09:05
and next time, get away
from the volcano before it erupts.
:09:09
That wraps up another night.
This is Sasha signing off on WZAB.
:09:13
Parker, how exactly does Sasha
come up with this stuff?
:09:17
She devours every issue of "Cosmo."'
:09:19
- Calls it her Bible.
- Thank you.
:09:25
Finish the story
about Stanley Hall.
:09:26
Right.
:09:29
So, this guy...
:09:32
he was a professor on campus,
maybe 25 years ago.
:09:35
What did he teach?
:09:36
l don't know.
Physics or some shit.
:09:39
Abnormal psychology.
:09:41
You know, if you wanna tell
the story right--
:09:43
Not the point of the story,
paperboy!
:09:46
But fine.
Abnormal psych it is.
:09:48
Anyhoo...
:09:50
this guy, he just flips out,
you know?
:09:53
Goes completely berserk.
Grabs a hunting knife...
:09:58
and he strolls into Stanley Hall.
:10:00
Bangs on every door.
:10:03
And every student
that answers their door...
:10:07
he takes that little knife,
and he cuts their throat...
:10:10
ear to ear.
:10:13
Yeah. He does away
with an entire floor...
:10:15
before finally stabbing himself...
:10:18
straight through the heart.
:10:22
And thus...
:10:24
the annual Omega Sigma Phi bash.
:10:28
So you have a frat party
to commemorate a massacre?
:10:30
You betcha.
:10:32
Let me get this straight.
:10:33
When this happened 25 years ago...
:10:36
you were a sophomore.
:10:41
That's funny.
:10:42
Well, it's a bullshit story you hear
on every campus in the northeast.
:10:46
Thank you.
l mean, where's the proof?
:10:48
You see, that's the thing.
:10:50
Pendleton knew damn well
that enrollment...
:10:53
would suffer permanently.
:10:54
So, in cahoots with the national
news media and various other powerful--
:10:59
Like Lee Harvey Oswald?