:04:01
I mean, he's like some kind of recluse.
:04:03
A complete freak.
:04:06
No social life.
:04:08
In fact, no social skills.
:04:10
Fucking strange. When he works...
:04:12
...the smoothest operator you've seen.
:04:14
Brave, slick...
:04:16
...cunning...
:04:18
...do anything.
:04:20
Soon as he gets off work...
:04:23
...it's all gone.
:04:25
Afraid to go to the dry cleaners.
:04:27
Literally.
:04:29
Too uncomfortable in his own skin
to go out and eat.
:04:34
Tactless...
:04:36
...and inept.
:04:40
Rude too.
Just an asshole.
:04:44
You could meet him 5 times
and not realize it's the same person.
:04:47
He can tell you where you were born,
how old your mother was at the time...
:04:51
...and what you had for breakfast,
all within 30 seconds of meeting you.
:04:54
He can get a criminal to confess without
his realizing he's being questioned.
:05:00
How does he do it?
:05:02
He has a deeply nuanced and functional
understanding of human behavior...
:05:05
...to rival the great psychoanalytical
minds of our time.
:05:09
He understands the criminal mind
as well as the innocent mind...
:05:12
...the stable mind as well as the
psychotic, sociopathic mind...
:05:16
...the male as well as the female.
:05:19
I don't think he's ever...
:05:20
...kissed a girl.
:05:22
He's thirty-something years old.
:05:24
What does he do when he's not working?
:05:27
Does he just sit around the house?
:05:30
When private investigation
won its most worthy champion...
:05:33
...academia and the arts
suffered a loss, a great loss.
:05:37
In addition to his many scholarly gifts,
he's a terrifically talented musician.
:05:42
He writes songs.
:05:44
He's terrible.
:05:46
His metaphors are thin,
his imagery is cliched...
:05:50
...and his thematic material is trite
and heavy-handed.
:05:54
Why do you do it?
:05:57
I left the firm, didn't know
what I was going to do...