:05:00
It's like the last
desperate act of someone
:05:02
who hasn't had
a lasting relationship
:05:04
since Junior High.
:05:05
You dated in Junior High?
:05:09
Why am I doing this?
:05:11
Why am I subjecting myself
to this?
:05:13
God, I think I'm gonna be sick.
:05:19
Oh, hey, main man,
:05:20
there's no smokin'
in my cab, all right?
:05:24
What are you talking about?
You're smoking.
:05:27
I ain't smokin' what you smokin'.
:05:32
That's great.
:05:33
Hey, main man,
:05:34
you need to relax.
:05:35
I been listening to you, buddy.
:05:37
You way too uptight.
:05:38
You gotta look around you.
:05:39
Everybody's having fun out here.
:05:41
They drinkin', they fightin',
:05:43
they pissin' on the streets.
:05:44
It's New Year's Eve.
They lovin' the ladies.
:05:46
A lady go out on New Year's Eve,
:05:48
she ain't tryin'
to carry a burden.
:05:50
She tryin' to let one go.
:05:52
Wanna know how I succeed?
:05:53
Not really, no.
:05:54
I'll tell you what I do.
:05:56
See, first of all, bro,
you gotta smile...
:05:59
like this here.
:06:00
Do that a lot.
Bitches love that kinda thing.
:06:03
They love happiness, right?
:06:04
Now, number 2...
:06:05
Number 2,
this is very important.
:06:07
Don't talk about death.
:06:08
Everybody knows
they're gonna die, baby.
:06:11
Nobody wanna hear it
from you, you dig?
:06:13
And number 3...
and this gonna get you
:06:16
some booty right here...
You listening?
:06:19
You feel me?
:06:20
Music makes booty
spin 'round, baby.
:06:25
The Commodores:
? Lady?
:06:27
? Pretty lady?
:06:28
? You brought me in
from out the rain?
:06:32
- ? Yeah?
- ? Baby?
:06:36
? My life will never
be the same?
:06:43
? Once I was filled
with desperation?
:06:46
? A solitary man??
:06:51
Here.
:06:53
What's this?
:06:54
It's your present,
fuckhead. Open it.
:06:57
Mm!
:06:59
Happy birthday!