:04:01
Well, fuck both y'all.
That's what I say.
:04:03
Fuckin' crank it.
:04:04
Will you pull over?
Over here.
:04:05
- Right there.
- All right, baby. Hold on.
:04:15
[Our Lips Are Sealed
By The Go-Gos Playing]
:04:16
Crab dip.
:04:19
[Sighs]
:04:22
Am I insane?
:04:24
Wh-What was I thinking?
What?
:04:26
Do you realize I got this recipe
off a box of cream cheese.
:04:29
Ugh! I don't even
recognize myself anymore.
:04:32
You know, I hate parties.
:04:34
I hate going to them,
and I hate giving them.
:04:37
At least when I'm going to them,
:04:39
I'm not responsible
for how horrible they are.
:04:41
And this one's gonna be the worst.
:04:43
I can feel it.
No one's coming.
:04:46
No... No...
The losers will be here.
:04:49
All the people I hate
will be here.
:04:51
All my ex-boyfriends
:04:53
and their new, more-attractive
girlfriends will be here.
:04:55
Throwing a party...
it's like...
:04:57
it's like
an invitation for abuse.
:05:00
It's like the last
desperate act of someone
:05:02
who hasn't had
a lasting relationship
:05:04
since Junior High.
:05:05
You dated in Junior High?
:05:09
Why am I doing this?
:05:11
Why am I subjecting myself
to this?
:05:13
God, I think I'm gonna be sick.
:05:19
Oh, hey, main man,
:05:20
there's no smokin'
in my cab, all right?
:05:24
What are you talking about?
You're smoking.
:05:27
I ain't smokin' what you smokin'.
:05:32
That's great.
:05:33
Hey, main man,
:05:34
you need to relax.
:05:35
I been listening to you, buddy.
:05:37
You way too uptight.
:05:38
You gotta look around you.
:05:39
Everybody's having fun out here.
:05:41
They drinkin', they fightin',
:05:43
they pissin' on the streets.
:05:44
It's New Year's Eve.
They lovin' the ladies.
:05:46
A lady go out on New Year's Eve,
:05:48
she ain't tryin'
to carry a burden.
:05:50
She tryin' to let one go.
:05:52
Wanna know how I succeed?
:05:53
Not really, no.
:05:54
I'll tell you what I do.
:05:56
See, first of all, bro,
you gotta smile...
:05:59
like this here.