:03:01
You can feel the fun
like electricity.
:03:03
Yeah!
:03:04
New Year's Eve is so great!
:03:07
It's like everyone
just says, Hey, man...
:03:09
Baby, is your friend gonna
be all right back there?
:03:11
- He's fine.
- Whoo!
:03:12
You're my friend because
we, as a people,
:03:15
are one, and we enjoy
various kinds of food."
:03:19
You know what it is?
His girlfriend
:03:20
- Driver: Shut up, you fuckhead!
- Dumped him last night,
:03:23
and I think he's a little bummed.
:03:25
Yeah, I'm bummed out 'cause
now you're draggin' me
:03:27
to some stupid fuckin'
New Year's Eve party,
:03:29
and it's my birthday.
:03:30
Well, happy birthday, Doctor.
:03:31
How perfect is that?
:03:32
You didn't wanna
celebrate your birthday.
:03:34
Crank it up, would you?
:03:35
Crank it.
:03:36
Because I would've thrown you
a party, Kevin.
:03:38
I don't want a party, Lucy.
:03:39
- I mean, I wanna party.
- There you go.
:03:41
I just don't want a party.
:03:43
Oh, my God. You do this...
:03:45
every year!
:03:46
Every year, you do this.
:03:47
You ruin a perfectly
good holiday
:03:49
with your stupid
birthday bullshit.
:03:51
Well, I'm sorry
that it's my birthday.
:03:54
Believe me.
:03:55
I'm sorry that I was born at all.
:03:58
Oh, fuck you.
:03:59
Fuck you.
:04:01
Well, fuck both y'all.
That's what I say.
:04:03
Fuckin' crank it.
:04:04
Will you pull over?
Over here.
:04:05
- Right there.
- All right, baby. Hold on.
:04:15
[Our Lips Are Sealed
By The Go-Gos Playing]
:04:16
Crab dip.
:04:19
[Sighs]
:04:22
Am I insane?
:04:24
Wh-What was I thinking?
What?
:04:26
Do you realize I got this recipe
off a box of cream cheese.
:04:29
Ugh! I don't even
recognize myself anymore.
:04:32
You know, I hate parties.
:04:34
I hate going to them,
and I hate giving them.
:04:37
At least when I'm going to them,
:04:39
I'm not responsible
for how horrible they are.
:04:41
And this one's gonna be the worst.
:04:43
I can feel it.
No one's coming.
:04:46
No... No...
The losers will be here.
:04:49
All the people I hate
will be here.
:04:51
All my ex-boyfriends
:04:53
and their new, more-attractive
girlfriends will be here.
:04:55
Throwing a party...
it's like...
:04:57
it's like
an invitation for abuse.