:23:01
of finding someone
:23:02
just because it's New Year's Eve.
:23:03
It's ridiculous and demeaning.
:23:04
Life is ridiculous
and demeaning, Kevin.
:23:06
You should have sex
on your birthday.
:23:08
What is that,
some kind of unwritten rule?
:23:11
Gangway, please.
:23:12
Yeah, it's a rule.
:23:15
In fact...
:23:17
Forget it.
:23:19
Wait. What?
:23:20
Nothing.
:23:21
- Forget what?
- Nothing.
:23:23
Well... Well...
:23:24
Lucy.
:23:25
Are you...
:23:26
Are you offering yourself to me?
:23:28
Well... no, l...
:23:30
I just thought if this thing
with the bartender...
:23:33
doesn't work out...
:23:36
Yeah, right.
:23:37
You think I'm ugly.
:23:39
Well, I think you're drunk.
:23:40
You think I'm ugly.
:23:41
Lucy.
:23:42
You know I don't have
ugly people for friends.
:23:44
Fine.
:23:45
This is just...
It's a waste of time.
:23:47
You're hell-bent on eliminating
:23:49
all traces of joy
from this fine holiday.
:23:52
[Muttering, lmitating Lucy]
...fine holiday!
:23:54
? She said?
:23:56
[Snoring]
:24:17
Hey!
:24:18
- Hey.
- Wake up.
:24:19
- What?
- What time is it?
:24:23
It's 9:25.
:24:26
9:25.
:24:28
Yeah.
:24:31
9:25.
:24:33
[Sing-Song]
Yeah.
:24:37
Why do you think
:24:38
they're doing this to me,
Hillary?
:24:39
I don't know.
:24:43
I think I'm finally
:24:45
reaching the point
of acceptance, though.
:24:47
I mean about no one showing up.
:24:50
It's kind of liberating.
:24:52
In a way.
:24:54
Like...
:24:55
like coming face to face
:24:57
with your worst nightmare.
:24:59
Like facing death.