:25:01
For Christ's sake,
:25:02
it's not like facing death.
:25:04
It's just a stupid
New Year's Eve party.
:25:06
You're turning on me, too?
:25:08
OK, that's it.
:25:09
I'm leaving.
:25:10
What? What?
:25:11
No, no. You're my only guest.
:25:13
You can't leave before midnight.
:25:14
I'll be back later.
:25:15
No, you won't.
:25:17
You say you will,
but you won't.
:25:18
Hillary, please, please,
:25:20
please don't leave me here
all alone
:25:22
with the streamers
and the crab dip.
:25:23
I can't take it!
:25:24
Jesus! Do you hear yourself?
:25:25
Hillary, listen.
:25:27
You want to meet
interesting guys, right?
:25:30
If you stay,
I'll give you Eric.
:25:32
Eric? Who's Eric?
:25:34
You know, Eric,
my last boyfriend.
:25:36
I don't believe
I recall an Eric.
:25:37
Hillary, Jesus,
we only broke up 6 months ago.
:25:39
Look, I don't remember
who I was dating
:25:41
6 months ago.
:25:43
You remember Eric.
:25:44
The painter,
the one with the accent.
:25:47
Remember when we went
to a show together?
:25:49
He does all these big abstract
paintings with the, um...
:25:51
Oh, with the flowers?
:25:53
Yes, exactly.
:25:54
He isn't seeing anyone?
:25:55
Not anyone worth mentioning.
:25:57
OK. I'll do it.
:25:58
You'll stay?
:25:59
No, no. I'm still leaving.
:26:00
But now I'll come back.
:26:01
What... What do you mean,
you'll come back?
:26:03
We made a deal.
:26:04
I know, but I wasn't
coming back before.
:26:06
Now I will.
:26:07
But... No, that's...
that's not our deal.
:26:10
Our deal was you're
not supposed to leave!
:26:12
Ohh!
:26:13
Woman: Maria!
:26:16
Are you breaking up with me?
:26:18
I don't know what to say.
:26:19
I thought everything was fine.
:26:20
Look, to tell you the truth,
:26:23
I'm still in love
with my old boyfriend.
:26:25
He's French-Canadian.
:26:28
Yeah, and I met him...
while... I was...
:26:32
Camping.
:26:33
Camping.
:26:34
Ha ha ha.
:26:35
I don't believe this.
:26:37
We didn't even
officially break up.
:26:39
Um, he just...
:26:40
disappeared.
:26:42
Disappeared?
:26:43
While we were on
a mountain-climbing trip.
:26:45
We all thought he was dead.
:26:46
But he called
this morning, so...
:26:48
So he just called you up
out of the blue.
:26:50
Just called you up to say,
:26:52
Hey, how are you?
I'm not dead.
:26:53
That's right.
:26:55
Well, that's the most
ridiculous story
:26:57
I've ever heard
in my entire life.
:26:58
Eric, Jesus, Eric...