:26:00
But now I'll come back.
:26:01
What... What do you mean,
you'll come back?
:26:03
We made a deal.
:26:04
I know, but I wasn't
coming back before.
:26:06
Now I will.
:26:07
But... No, that's...
that's not our deal.
:26:10
Our deal was you're
not supposed to leave!
:26:12
Ohh!
:26:13
Woman: Maria!
:26:16
Are you breaking up with me?
:26:18
I don't know what to say.
:26:19
I thought everything was fine.
:26:20
Look, to tell you the truth,
:26:23
I'm still in love
with my old boyfriend.
:26:25
He's French-Canadian.
:26:28
Yeah, and I met him...
while... I was...
:26:32
Camping.
:26:33
Camping.
:26:34
Ha ha ha.
:26:35
I don't believe this.
:26:37
We didn't even
officially break up.
:26:39
Um, he just...
:26:40
disappeared.
:26:42
Disappeared?
:26:43
While we were on
a mountain-climbing trip.
:26:45
We all thought he was dead.
:26:46
But he called
this morning, so...
:26:48
So he just called you up
out of the blue.
:26:50
Just called you up to say,
:26:52
Hey, how are you?
I'm not dead.
:26:53
That's right.
:26:55
Well, that's the most
ridiculous story
:26:57
I've ever heard
in my entire life.
:26:58
Eric, Jesus, Eric...
:27:01
And what kind of woman
are you anyway,
:27:04
just blurting it out like this
:27:05
in the street on New Year's Eve?
:27:08
I'm sorry.
:27:09
Oh, you're sorry?
:27:10
Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah,
:27:12
well, you better
be sorry, sweetheart,
:27:14
because you're the one
that has to live with this.
:27:16
Not me. You're the one
inventing old boyfriends
:27:18
and bringing them back
from the dead.
:27:21
And you, with your
sordid little agenda.
:27:25
Well... Oh, I've had it with you.
:27:27
You deserve each other.
:27:28
I don't believe this!
:27:31
Oh, my God.
Do you believe him?
:27:33
Really.
:27:34
Do you believe him?
:27:35
Like it's your fault
he's bad in bed.
:27:39
[Rock Music Playing]
:27:45
There's no answer.
:27:46
Oh, my God,
there's no answer?
:27:48
What the fuck
is your mother doing
:27:49
not answering her phone?
:27:50
I don't know. Maybe she went
to a party or something.
:27:52
Oh, my God.
:27:53
Or maybe she's down
in the laundry room.
:27:55
Well, what the fuck
are we supposed to do,
:27:56
hang out for the rinse cycle
or something?
:27:59
I don't know.