:27:01
And what kind of woman
are you anyway,
:27:04
just blurting it out like this
:27:05
in the street on New Year's Eve?
:27:08
I'm sorry.
:27:09
Oh, you're sorry?
:27:10
Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah,
:27:12
well, you better
be sorry, sweetheart,
:27:14
because you're the one
that has to live with this.
:27:16
Not me. You're the one
inventing old boyfriends
:27:18
and bringing them back
from the dead.
:27:21
And you, with your
sordid little agenda.
:27:25
Well... Oh, I've had it with you.
:27:27
You deserve each other.
:27:28
I don't believe this!
:27:31
Oh, my God.
Do you believe him?
:27:33
Really.
:27:34
Do you believe him?
:27:35
Like it's your fault
he's bad in bed.
:27:39
[Rock Music Playing]
:27:45
There's no answer.
:27:46
Oh, my God,
there's no answer?
:27:48
What the fuck
is your mother doing
:27:49
not answering her phone?
:27:50
I don't know. Maybe she went
to a party or something.
:27:52
Oh, my God.
:27:53
Or maybe she's down
in the laundry room.
:27:55
Well, what the fuck
are we supposed to do,
:27:56
hang out for the rinse cycle
or something?
:27:59
I don't know.
:28:00
All right, this is
what you're gonna do.
:28:02
You're going to call this band
:28:03
and tell them we're meeting
them early, all right?
:28:04
End of story.
:28:05
I can't.
:28:06
What do you mean you can't?
:28:08
I just can't, all right?
:28:10
Oh, my God.
There is no band, is there?
:28:13
What are you talking about?
:28:14
I'm talking about you.
:28:15
The liar who's been
bragging for months
:28:17
about how we're gonna
meet this band
:28:18
on New Year's Eve
in New York City,
:28:20
when there ain't no band.
:28:21
There ain't no nothing.
:28:22
It was the only way
I could get you
:28:23
to come into the city with me.
:28:24
I bet your cousin
isn't even having a party.
:28:26
She is having a party.
I just need the address.
:28:35
All right, look.
We'll go in here,
:28:37
we'll get a couple beers,
:28:38
and I'll try it again later.
:28:40
We don't belong in there, Val.
:28:41
We don't belong on B.
:28:42
We're in way over our heads here.
:28:43
Stephie, we got money,
we got fake I.D.s.
:28:47
From where I'm standing,
:28:48
we got just as much right
to be in there
:28:49
as anybody else.
:28:52
Oh, my God.
:28:54
What? What's the matter?
:28:54
It's those guys.
:28:56
It's those guys.
They're definitely following us.
:28:58
Are they cute?
:28:59
- Val!
- I'm just asking.