:42:02
[Whispers]
Heroin.
:42:03
Oh, Stephie, you know?
:42:08
Caitlyn, I'm warning you,
:42:09
keep your slutty hands
off my bartender.
:42:11
He's not your bartender.
:42:12
He's our bartender.
:42:15
Caitlyn, your skirt's been
over your head for hours.
:42:18
Jesus, like it's my fault
I'm irresistible to men.
:42:20
Look, he wants me.
Not you, me.
:42:24
You think so?
:42:25
Yeah, I do think so.
:42:27
Hey, guys.
:42:28
- Hi.
- Hi.
:42:29
Listen, I think it's still
a bit early for this party.
:42:31
What do you say we
go get some cocktails?
:42:40
Eric: For some reason,
:42:42
every single woman
I go out with
:42:43
ends up breaking up with me.
:42:45
I mean, why is that, Monica?
:42:47
I don't know.
Lots of reasons probably.
:42:50
Yeah, right.
:42:52
Yeah,
it's always lots of reasons.
:42:54
I've never got a straight answer
:42:55
out of one of you.
:42:58
Like you...
:43:00
What was your reason?
:43:01
Oh, really, Eric, who remembers?
:43:04
You don't remember?
It was only 6 months ago.
:43:06
Well, 6 months is a long time.
:43:08
No, 6 months is nothing!
:43:10
Jesus, Eric, relax.
:43:12
OK, fine. You don't remember
the lame excuse
:43:16
you gave me 6 months ago
for breaking up with me.
:43:18
I'll tell you.
:43:19
You like me as a friend,
but not as a boyfriend,
:43:21
even though
you found me attractive.
:43:25
That's not lame.
:43:26
It makes no sense whatsoever.
:43:28
I think it makes sense.
:43:30
See? That's what
I'm talking about.
:43:33
That's what I have
to deal with.
:43:35
These insane leaps of reasoning.
:43:38
And they sound logical at first,
:43:40
until later.
:43:41
Until you go home, sit down,
:43:43
and think about them.
:43:44
And then it's like...
:43:46
what?
:43:47
Really, Eric, you just
got to calm down.
:43:50
Look, all I'm asking for
is the truth.
:43:53
If you want to break up
with me, fine.
:43:55
Just tell me the reason why.
:43:57
Is that too much to ask?