:55:01
You still have your work.
:55:03
Oh! My work! My work!
:55:06
Of course. Thank you.
:55:08
Thank you.
I feel fantastic now.
:55:11
Eric, look, some things
just can't be helped, you know?
:55:16
Yep. I understand.
:55:18
You bring me over here,
and you tell me
:55:20
I'm the worst lover you ever had.
:55:22
And now you tell me
it can't be helped.
:55:24
Look, I'm sorry that
what's-her-face dumped you.
:55:28
OK? And I'm sorry
:55:30
that you're so bad in bed.
I really am.
:55:32
But most of all, I'm sorry
:55:33
that I decided to throw
this atrocity,
:55:36
this nightmarish ordeal
of a New Year's party
:55:38
because this is breaking me,
Eric.
:55:40
Do you understand me?
This party is breaking me.
:55:42
Nnhh!
:55:46
You don't have to get
so emotional.
:55:48
I mean, it's not that bad.
:55:50
It's not that bad?
:55:53
It's not that bad?
:55:55
Eric, we are standing here
with one hostess
:56:00
who's on the verge of hysteria
:56:03
and one guest... one guest...
who spent the entire evening
:56:07
coming to terms with
his sexual problems, OK?
:56:10
That's it! That's my party!
:56:12
Happy fucking New Year!
:56:16
How could I have been
so stupid?
:56:17
Wait up.
:56:18
Of course Ellie's
gonna show up tonight,
:56:19
given that it's
the worst possible thing
:56:20
that could happen.
:56:22
I'm never gonna forgive you
for this, Lucy.
:56:23
It's not my fault
your girlfriend caught us
:56:25
making out in a bathroom stall.
:56:26
You know,
I didn't hear any complaints
:56:27
when your hands were up my dress!
:56:28
You know,
this is a big joke to you,
:56:29
but this is my life.
You don't understand.
:56:31
You should be thanking me
for helping you
:56:33
sever a totally
unhealthy relationship.
:56:35
Thanking you? My life
:56:36
is totally screwed up now
because of you.
:56:37
Your life has been totally
dark, evil, and nihilistic
:56:40
since the day I met you!
:56:41
It never gets any better.
:56:42
You're so depressed, Kevin.
:56:43
The only reason
I keep you around as my friend
:56:45
is because you
make my life look great
:56:46
by comparison.
:56:47
Oh, thank you.
What a humanitarian!
:56:49
Your life's a rose!
:56:50
Maybe I should leave.
:56:53
Maybe you should!
:56:56
Where you going?
:56:58
To find that bartender.