:56:00
who's on the verge of hysteria
:56:03
and one guest... one guest...
who spent the entire evening
:56:07
coming to terms with
his sexual problems, OK?
:56:10
That's it! That's my party!
:56:12
Happy fucking New Year!
:56:16
How could I have been
so stupid?
:56:17
Wait up.
:56:18
Of course Ellie's
gonna show up tonight,
:56:19
given that it's
the worst possible thing
:56:20
that could happen.
:56:22
I'm never gonna forgive you
for this, Lucy.
:56:23
It's not my fault
your girlfriend caught us
:56:25
making out in a bathroom stall.
:56:26
You know,
I didn't hear any complaints
:56:27
when your hands were up my dress!
:56:28
You know,
this is a big joke to you,
:56:29
but this is my life.
You don't understand.
:56:31
You should be thanking me
for helping you
:56:33
sever a totally
unhealthy relationship.
:56:35
Thanking you? My life
:56:36
is totally screwed up now
because of you.
:56:37
Your life has been totally
dark, evil, and nihilistic
:56:40
since the day I met you!
:56:41
It never gets any better.
:56:42
You're so depressed, Kevin.
:56:43
The only reason
I keep you around as my friend
:56:45
is because you
make my life look great
:56:46
by comparison.
:56:47
Oh, thank you.
What a humanitarian!
:56:49
Your life's a rose!
:56:50
Maybe I should leave.
:56:53
Maybe you should!
:56:56
Where you going?
:56:58
To find that bartender.
:57:01
The bartender?
Well, that's just perfect.
:57:02
Give him my regards.
:57:03
I will. Fuck you!
:57:05
Fuck you!
:57:07
Just remember, I was the one
:57:08
that wanted
to stay home tonight, Lucy.
:57:26
Oh!
:57:27
Jack, what are you doing?
:57:29
Nothing. I just, uh...
:57:31
Mm...
:57:39
Mm. [Giggles]
:57:49
Hey, you OK over there?
:57:50
Wow...
:57:52
OK, let's go now.
:57:54
Oh.
:57:55
I guess I was wrong
about tonight
:57:57
turning out to be so terrible.
:57:59
Yeah. Maybe. But let's
just go to the party, OK?