:59:01
Oh... God!
:59:03
You all right?
:59:04
No! I think I landed in
a big pile of dog shit!
:59:08
Eww!
:59:09
Eww!
:59:13
Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed.
:59:15
It's not that bad. Really.
:59:16
It's not that bad.
:59:18
Oh, leave me alone!
:59:20
Jesus, I hate you.
:59:22
You're just such a big phony!
:59:24
It's like you're not nice at all!
:59:27
I never said I was nice.
:59:28
You're the one
who kept going on all night
:59:29
about how nice I was.
:59:30
Oh, you're so conceited!
:59:33
What are you talking about?
:59:34
You think I haven't noticed?
:59:36
I mean, ever since you
found out I was a virgin
:59:39
before last night,
:59:40
you've been hounding me
for a reason why.
:59:43
Why did I choose you?
:59:45
What was it about you?
You, you, you!
:59:47
That's all you care about!
:59:48
I was curious.
:59:49
Listen, you think there was
something special about you?
:59:53
Well, guess what?
It could've been anybody.
:59:57
Yeah, that's right.
:59:58
You were just there.
1:00:00
I would have gone home
with anybody last night.
1:00:02
I just wanted
to get it over with.
1:00:04
It could've been anybody!
1:00:06
OK, date's over.
Look, why don't we
1:00:07
just end this date
right here, OK?
1:00:09
That's fine with me.
1:00:10
We'll both go home,
and if we're lucky,
1:00:11
we'll never have to
see each other again.
1:00:12
Sounds perfect.
1:00:13
Great. Wanna share a cab?
1:00:14
Fine!
1:00:15
Fine.
1:00:18
I bet that Cheryl person
hates you, too.
1:00:21
Yeah. Her and every
other woman in New York.
1:00:23
Taxi!
1:00:24
So common, so typical,
so similar!
1:00:28
You men are so similar
in your mediocrity.
1:00:31
You're like a pack
of Philistines!
1:00:33
These matches
are disappointing me!
1:00:35
Here you go, baby.
1:00:37
I can't be babied,
but thank you.
1:00:40
You see what I did?
1:00:41
I said thank you.
That's courtesy.
1:00:42
And courtesy and manners
are what women know.
1:00:45
Men, you get into
a relationship,
1:00:46
and the woman is so willing
1:00:48
to sublimate her needs
to guide her man
1:00:51
through the important
signposts of life, lovingly.
1:00:54
Very lovingly.
1:00:55
And then you turn your back
for 24 hours
1:00:58
and you go into a public restroom,