1:00:00
I would have gone home
with anybody last night.
1:00:02
I just wanted
to get it over with.
1:00:04
It could've been anybody!
1:00:06
OK, date's over.
Look, why don't we
1:00:07
just end this date
right here, OK?
1:00:09
That's fine with me.
1:00:10
We'll both go home,
and if we're lucky,
1:00:11
we'll never have to
see each other again.
1:00:12
Sounds perfect.
1:00:13
Great. Wanna share a cab?
1:00:14
Fine!
1:00:15
Fine.
1:00:18
I bet that Cheryl person
hates you, too.
1:00:21
Yeah. Her and every
other woman in New York.
1:00:23
Taxi!
1:00:24
So common, so typical,
so similar!
1:00:28
You men are so similar
in your mediocrity.
1:00:31
You're like a pack
of Philistines!
1:00:33
These matches
are disappointing me!
1:00:35
Here you go, baby.
1:00:37
I can't be babied,
but thank you.
1:00:40
You see what I did?
1:00:41
I said thank you.
That's courtesy.
1:00:42
And courtesy and manners
are what women know.
1:00:45
Men, you get into
a relationship,
1:00:46
and the woman is so willing
1:00:48
to sublimate her needs
to guide her man
1:00:51
through the important
signposts of life, lovingly.
1:00:54
Very lovingly.
1:00:55
And then you turn your back
for 24 hours
1:00:58
and you go into a public restroom,
1:01:00
and there he is,
making out with another woman!
1:01:03
Do you see what I'm saying?
1:01:05
Oh, I feel you.
1:01:06
And who do I have to blame?
I have myself to blame
1:01:09
because I've dated enough
narcissistically neurotic men
1:01:11
to know that you are all
just a pack of roaming babies
1:01:15
in search of a giant teat
1:01:17
from which to suck
the life blood out of me
1:01:20
until I'm a hollow shell.
1:01:23
What?
1:01:24
Well, baby,
all this talk about teats
1:01:26
just made me think I
should say something.
1:01:27
Uh, I'm sensing
a lot of hostility
1:01:29
coming from the back seat.
1:01:30
Oh, really?
That's very astute.
1:01:32
Well, that's not good
for me, man.
1:01:34
That kind of energy
1:01:35
damages the plush interior
of my cab, right?
1:01:37
And you're blowing
a $5.00 high, mama.
1:01:40
You need to find yourself a man
1:01:41
who's secure enough
to appreciate you
1:01:43
for the superior woman
that you are.
1:01:46
I like a strong woman.
1:01:47
Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
1:01:49
And you are a strong woman.
1:01:51
If I was you,
I would pull over with me
1:01:53
and celebrate
our strength together.
1:01:54
What do you think
about that, baby?
1:01:57
This corner's great.
1:01:58
This corner's fantastic for me.