American Beauty

I know.
I kind of remember this creepy incident
where you were filming me last night?

- I didn't mean to scare you.
I just think you're interesting.
- Thanks.

But I really don't need to have some
psycho obsessing about me right now.

I'm not obsessing.
I'm just curious.

What a freak.
And why does he dress
like a Bible salesman?

He's, like, so confident.
That can't be real.
I don't believe him.
I mean, he didn't even,
like, look at me once.

.. [ Bugle: "Reveille" ]
- How'd you get in the Army?
- Sergeant. I got three reasons
for being in the Army.

First, I'm patriotic. Second, I love
my country. And third, they nailed me.

[ Laughs ]
[TV Chatter Continues]
[Lock Rattling]
[Door Closes]
- What's going on here?
- Bend all the way down.
Here comes the Bull of the Woods.

I'm sorry. What?
Mom, nobody said anything.
Oh. I'm sorry.
......[Latin Beat]
Everyone here is with their spouse
or significant other.

- How would it look
if I showed up with no one?
- You always end up ignoring me.

Now, listen to me.
This is an important business function.

As you know, my business
is selling an image,

and part of my job
is to live that image.

Honey, do me a favor and say
whatever you want to say
and spare me the propaganda.