:07:13
Keep a close eye
on that Kreplachistan situation.
:07:15
Yes, sir.
:07:21
Jerry! Jerry!
:07:23
Thankyou.
:07:24
Thankyou very much.
:07:26
If you justjoined us,
today's topic is...
:07:28
''Myfather is evil, and he
wants to take overthe world.''
:07:32
OK, let's meet Scott Evil.
:07:41
Hi, Scott.
Nice to have you with us.
:07:43
Tell us aboutyourfather.
:07:45
My dad is the head of
a worldwide evil organization...
:07:49
with aspirations
of world domination.
:07:52
Pretty serious stuff.
Where is he now?
:07:55
He's, like,
cryogenicallyfrozen...
:07:58
orbiting the earth or something.
:07:59
That's whatyou think.
:08:01
We have a surpriseforyou.
:08:03
Let's bring out
Scott'sfather Dr. Evil!
:08:08
What?
:08:12
General,
we've got a situation here.
:08:17
What is it, Sergeant?
:08:19
Hello, Scott.
:08:20
Daddy's back.
:08:22
How could you do this to me,
on national television?
:08:26
Well,throw me
africkin' bone here, Scott.
:08:28
Why'd you run out on me?
:08:32
Because you're not quite
evil enough.
:08:35
Well, it's true.
:08:37
You're quasi-evil.
:08:40
You're semi-evil.
:08:41
You're the margarine of evil.
:08:43
You're the Diet Coke of evil.
:08:46
Just one calorie.
Not evil enough.
:08:49
What are you,
some kind offreak?
:08:51
-Shut up,you--
-OK, come on.
:08:53
l'll kickyour...punk.
:08:55
Bring it on, skanky--
:08:56
All right, come on.
:08:58
No one talks to my son
like that. lt's OK, Scott.