:08:01
We have a surpriseforyou.
:08:03
Let's bring out
Scott'sfather Dr. Evil!
:08:08
What?
:08:12
General,
we've got a situation here.
:08:17
What is it, Sergeant?
:08:19
Hello, Scott.
:08:20
Daddy's back.
:08:22
How could you do this to me,
on national television?
:08:26
Well,throw me
africkin' bone here, Scott.
:08:28
Why'd you run out on me?
:08:32
Because you're not quite
evil enough.
:08:35
Well, it's true.
:08:37
You're quasi-evil.
:08:40
You're semi-evil.
:08:41
You're the margarine of evil.
:08:43
You're the Diet Coke of evil.
:08:46
Just one calorie.
Not evil enough.
:08:49
What are you,
some kind offreak?
:08:51
-Shut up,you--
-OK, come on.
:08:53
l'll kickyour...punk.
:08:55
Bring it on, skanky--
:08:56
All right, come on.
:08:58
No one talks to my son
like that. lt's OK, Scott.
:09:00
You mother--
:09:11
You were born in your mother's--
:09:16
l'm OK. All right.
:09:18
You were born in your mother's--
:09:21
l'll kill you both!
:09:24
There you go!
:09:25
Great!
:09:26
l gotyour hood!
:09:29
Settle down.
:09:30
lt's OK.
:09:32
lt's only a television show.
Calm down.
:09:34
l'm all right. l'm easy.
:09:35
-Everything OK?
-OK.
:09:36
Getthis jerk out of here.
:09:38
l'll give you--piece of--
:09:44
He's biting me!
:09:47
The...is biting me!
:09:50
The world is mine,you--