:52:00
found only on one island,
here, in the Caribbean.
:52:06
What does it all mean, Basil?
:52:08
lt means thatthis is
the location of Dr. Evil's lair.
:52:12
Smashing, Basil.
:52:15
Cor!
This coffee smells like shit.
:52:22
lt is shit,Austin.
:52:24
Oh, good,then it's notjust me.
:52:31
lt's a bit nutty.
:52:43
Excuse me, Dr. Evil.
:52:44
l have to speakto you
aboutthis Mini-Me.
:52:47
He's notfitting in?
:52:49
ls he giving off too much
of a creepy Oompa Loompa vibe?
:52:52
No, it's justthat he bites.
:52:57
He's a biter.
:53:02
What's wrong, Mini-Me?
:53:04
Something you wantto tell us?
:53:08
Teething.
:53:10
Get me the president
of the United States of America!
:53:14
Oh, he's on.
:53:16
What do you want, Dr. Evil?
:53:18
Mr. President,
in twelve hours...
:53:20
l will destroy Washington D.C.
with this giant ''laser.''
:53:26
Whatthe--?
:53:28
Mini-Me, stop humping the laser.
:53:33
OK, honestto God...
:53:34
why don'tyou and the giant
laser get africkin' room?
:53:39
Mr. President, after
l destroy Washington D.C...
:53:43
l will destroy another major
city every hour on the hour.
:53:47
That is, unless, of course,
you pay me...
:53:50
one hundred billion dollars.
:53:59
Dr. Evil,this is 1969.