:53:02
What's wrong, Mini-Me?
:53:04
Something you wantto tell us?
:53:08
Teething.
:53:10
Get me the president
of the United States of America!
:53:14
Oh, he's on.
:53:16
What do you want, Dr. Evil?
:53:18
Mr. President,
in twelve hours...
:53:20
l will destroy Washington D.C.
with this giant ''laser.''
:53:26
Whatthe--?
:53:28
Mini-Me, stop humping the laser.
:53:33
OK, honestto God...
:53:34
why don'tyou and the giant
laser get africkin' room?
:53:39
Mr. President, after
l destroy Washington D.C...
:53:43
l will destroy another major
city every hour on the hour.
:53:47
That is, unless, of course,
you pay me...
:53:50
one hundred billion dollars.
:53:59
Dr. Evil,this is 1969.
:54:01
That amount of money
doesn't even exist.
:54:06
That's like saying, ''l want
a kajillion bajillion dollars.''
:54:11
Come on, Mr. President,
show me the money.
:54:15
Show you what money?
:54:16
Show me the money,
show me the money.
:54:19
You had me at hello.
Tear. Nothing? No?
:54:22
Psst! lt's 1969.
:54:25
''Jerry Maguire'' won't come out
for anotherthirty years.
:54:29
Nobody knows what
you're talking about, ass.
:54:32
Scott, Daddy's working, OK?
:54:35
And when you're
in the main chamber...
:54:37
try and use
the big boy voice, OK?
:54:39
Thankyou.
:54:42
Mr. President,
allow me to demonstrate...
:54:45
the awesome lethality
of the Alan Parsons Project.
:54:48
Fire the laser!
:54:55
Damage report! Damage report!
:54:58
lt's OK.
lt's all right. Come on.