:54:01
That amount of money
doesn't even exist.
:54:06
That's like saying, ''l want
a kajillion bajillion dollars.''
:54:11
Come on, Mr. President,
show me the money.
:54:15
Show you what money?
:54:16
Show me the money,
show me the money.
:54:19
You had me at hello.
Tear. Nothing? No?
:54:22
Psst! lt's 1969.
:54:25
''Jerry Maguire'' won't come out
for anotherthirty years.
:54:29
Nobody knows what
you're talking about, ass.
:54:32
Scott, Daddy's working, OK?
:54:35
And when you're
in the main chamber...
:54:37
try and use
the big boy voice, OK?
:54:39
Thankyou.
:54:42
Mr. President,
allow me to demonstrate...
:54:45
the awesome lethality
of the Alan Parsons Project.
:54:48
Fire the laser!
:54:55
Damage report! Damage report!
:54:58
lt's OK.
lt's all right. Come on.
:55:02
Actually,thatwasfootage
from ''lndependence Day...''
:55:05
butthe real laser
would be a lot like that.
:55:07
Yeah, scary.
:55:11
Now, Dr. Evil--
:55:12
Talkto the hand, 'cause
theface don'twantto hear it.
:55:16
What hand? Talkto your hand?
:55:18
You ain't all that
and a bag of potato chips.
:55:21
What are you talking about?
:55:22
Don't go there, girIfriend.
:55:26
Whose girIfriend?
:55:28
Don't mess with me,
l'm one crazy mo-fo.
:55:30
l had to pop a cop...
:55:32
'cause he wasn't giving me
my props in Oaktown.
:55:34
No? l heard that somewhere.
:55:37
You're an idiot.
:55:39
Mr. President, l think
we have an understanding.
:55:45
Dr. Evil,what are our plans
regarding Austin Powers?
:55:49
Austin Powers?
He's the snake to my mongoose.
:55:53
Orthe mongoose to my snake.
Eitherway, it's bad.
:55:58
l don't know animals.