1:06:00
lt looks like someone's--
1:06:01
Privates!
1:06:02
We have reports of
an unidentifiedflying object.
1:06:05
lt is a long, smooth shaft,
complete with--
1:06:09
Two balls! What is that?
1:06:12
That looks just
like an enormous--
1:06:13
Wang! Pay attention.
1:06:15
l was distracted by
that enormousflying--
1:06:18
-Willie...
-Yeah?
1:06:19
What's that?
1:06:21
Well, it looks
like a giant--
1:06:23
-Johnson?!
-Yes, sir.
1:06:24
Call British lntelligence
and letthem know aboutthis.
1:06:43
What do we do?
1:06:44
Why don'tyou just shag
Fat Bastard again?
1:06:48
This is no time to getjealous.
1:06:50
How could you do it?
1:06:51
l was just doing my job.
1:06:52
No, l mean literally,
how could you do it?
1:06:54
The man's sofat...
1:06:56
the sheer mechanics of it
are mind-boggling.
1:06:58
Don't lay your hang-ups on me,
just 'cause you lostyour mojo.
1:07:01
Ouch, baby.
1:07:04
Very ouch.
1:07:06
Look,Austin,
we're running out of time.
1:07:08
l'm sorry.
1:07:11
l just did what l thoughtyou
would do in the same situation.
1:07:15
You're the reason
that l became a spy.
1:07:19
l thought l wanted to be you,
butthen l realized that...
1:07:24
l wantto be with you.
1:07:26
You do?
1:07:30
Hang on, baby.
1:07:32
Alleyoop!
1:07:35
We should talk aboutthis later.
1:07:37
Firstwe need to get past
that one inept guard.
1:07:39
Right, here's the plan.
1:07:40
What if l pretend to be ill
withfood poisoning?
1:07:43
The guard, drawn by my cries
of pain, comes to investigate.
1:07:46
Meanwhile,you dig a pit...
1:07:47
line itwith makeshift
punji sticks...
1:07:49
madefrom sharpened
toothbrushes.
1:07:50
The guardfalls in,
Bob's your uncle,we escape.
1:07:53
What do you think?
1:07:54
That mightwork,
butwhat aboutthis?
1:07:58
What do you think of these?