1:07:01
Ouch, baby.
1:07:04
Very ouch.
1:07:06
Look,Austin,
we're running out of time.
1:07:08
l'm sorry.
1:07:11
l just did what l thoughtyou
would do in the same situation.
1:07:15
You're the reason
that l became a spy.
1:07:19
l thought l wanted to be you,
butthen l realized that...
1:07:24
l wantto be with you.
1:07:26
You do?
1:07:30
Hang on, baby.
1:07:32
Alleyoop!
1:07:35
We should talk aboutthis later.
1:07:37
Firstwe need to get past
that one inept guard.
1:07:39
Right, here's the plan.
1:07:40
What if l pretend to be ill
withfood poisoning?
1:07:43
The guard, drawn by my cries
of pain, comes to investigate.
1:07:46
Meanwhile,you dig a pit...
1:07:47
line itwith makeshift
punji sticks...
1:07:49
madefrom sharpened
toothbrushes.
1:07:50
The guardfalls in,
Bob's your uncle,we escape.
1:07:53
What do you think?
1:07:54
That mightwork,
butwhat aboutthis?
1:07:58
What do you think of these?
1:08:00
Mommy.
1:08:07
What a...burn?
1:08:12
That sort of thing
could get a man...fired.
1:08:17
l think he was...
1:08:19
hot...for...you.
1:08:22
-That's enough.
-Yeah.
1:08:30
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to my moon base.
1:08:34
You've all been chosen to be
part of my elite moon unit.
1:08:39
Which is divided into
two divisions...
1:08:41
Moon UnitAlpha...
1:08:43
and Moon Unit Zappa.
1:08:45
ln exactly six hours...
1:08:48
the moon will move
in its orbit around the earth...
1:08:51
bringing Washington D.C.
within range of my giant...
1:08:55
''laser.''
1:08:57
Begin ''laser...''
1:08:59
ignition sequence.