Being John Malkovich
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:16:00
[Elijah Chittering, Shrieking]
:16:03
So, honey, have you thought any more
about us having a baby?

:16:09
Uh... you know,
I think it's just so tough right now...

:16:12
- economically and all...
- Mm-hmm.

:16:15
that I think maybe we should just wait
and see if this job thing pays off.

:16:21
- You know?
- Okay.

:16:29
I was thinking about
what you were saying...

:16:32
- about the orientation film
being bullshit.
- Yes?

:16:35
I think maybe
you're on to something.

:16:37
- And 50 other lines
to get into a girl's pants.
- [ Laughs ] No, no!

:16:42
No, I was just talking about the--
you know, about the film.

:16:45
Here's the thing.
:16:48
If you ever got me, you wouldn't have
a clue what to do with me.

:16:54
[ Chuckles ]
:16:57
I wasn't-- I was talking about the film.
[ Chuckles Nervously, Sighs ]

:17:05
Ooh, what magic those fingers could
work on the right cabinet, mmm.

:17:09
Maybe you could alphabetize me.
:17:12
And don't forget...
:17:14
" I " comes before... " U."
:17:19
Floris, I think you're very nice...
:17:23
but the truth is that...
I'm in love with someone else.

:17:27
I'm afraid I have no idea
what you're saying to me.

:17:31
- You bastard.
- What?

:17:34
Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz.
:17:37
- Oh, no--
- If I was 80 years younger,
I'd box your ears.

:17:41
I wasn't toying with her, sir.
I wouldn't--

:17:44
- Pardon me. How old are you, sir?
- 1 05.

:17:48
Carrot juice, and lots of it.
:17:51
I swear, sometimes it's not worth it.
I piss orange.

:17:54
And I have to piss sitting down...
:17:57
Like a goddamn girly-girl,
every 1 5 minutes.

:17:59
- Mm.
- But nobody wants to die.


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