:17:05
Ooh, what magic those fingers could
work on the right cabinet, mmm.
:17:09
Maybe you could alphabetize me.
:17:12
And don't forget...
:17:14
" I " comes before... " U."
:17:19
Floris, I think you're very nice...
:17:23
but the truth is that...
I'm in love with someone else.
:17:27
I'm afraid I have no idea
what you're saying to me.
:17:31
- You bastard.
- What?
:17:34
Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz.
:17:37
- Oh, no--
- If I was 80 years younger,
I'd box your ears.
:17:41
I wasn't toying with her, sir.
I wouldn't--
:17:44
- Pardon me. How old are you, sir?
- 1 05.
:17:48
Carrot juice, and lots of it.
:17:51
I swear, sometimes it's not worth it.
I piss orange.
:17:54
And I have to piss sitting down...
:17:57
Like a goddamn girly-girl,
every 1 5 minutes.
:17:59
- Mm.
- But nobody wants to die.
:18:03
Ah, to be a young man again,
eh, Schwartz? [ Laughs ]
:18:07
Maybe then Floris
would care for me.
:18:10
But the elderly have so much to offer,
sir. They're our link with history.
:18:14
I don't wanna be
your goddamn link, damn ya.
:18:17
I want to feel Floris's
naked thighs next to mine.
:18:21
I want my body to inspire lust...
:18:23
in that beautiful, complex woman.
:18:26
I want her to shiver
with a spasm of ecstasy...
:18:29
Schwartz, as I penetrate her wet--
:18:31
Dr. Lester, while I'm flattered
you would share your feelings with me...
:18:35
perhaps the workplace is not
the most suitable environment
for this type of discussion.
:18:39
All right. You're right.
I'll tell you what.
:18:41
Meet me after work today
at Jerry's Juiceteria on Lex...
:18:45
and I'll spill
my goddamn guts for ya.
:18:50
No, I won't be late, Lotte.
I just have to, you know...
:18:54
Listen to Lester's sexual fantasies
and drink carrot juice for a while.
:18:57
It's a job thing, really.