:58:01
''Don't wear a pound of make-up...''
:58:06
''or seventeen tiaras!''
:58:10
''l don't want your
five dollars...''
:58:14
''Before this song is over.''
:58:19
''Don't want your...
''How's it going, man!''
:58:21
No, no, no.
:58:23
''Miss Squires''
will do nicely.''
:58:27
'''Cause, l'm not
a fucking drag queen,''
:58:31
''so please don't be so rude.''
:58:36
''l'll break your
fucking legs, sir...''
:58:38
''and then l'll pirouette while
l mend my transgender heart!''
:58:47
''Can't you just say, ''yes, dear''...
and ''she'' and ''her'' and ''sister''...
:58:51
''to my tender,
transgender heart.''
:59:10
That was great, really.
:59:14
Family life's starting
to get really weird.
:59:16
Yeah, l bet they didn't
teach you this in Sex Ed.
:59:20
Well, consider me
''Dr. Carla'' at your service.
:59:24
What's with all those dildo things?
:59:26
Oh, they used to be a political no-no,
:59:29
but now it's just a radical sex thing.
:59:31
Of course, l've always done
exactly what l wanted to do.
:59:36
Girls have to improvise,
you know?
:59:38
l like a cucumber,
but they can get really slippery.
:59:43
Boys like toys too, you know.
:59:51
- This is for boys?
- Um-hmmmm.
:59:55
- What is it?
- A butt plug.
:59:59
lt's okay honey,
l bleach it.