:59:10
That was great, really.
:59:14
Family life's starting
to get really weird.
:59:16
Yeah, l bet they didn't
teach you this in Sex Ed.
:59:20
Well, consider me
''Dr. Carla'' at your service.
:59:24
What's with all those dildo things?
:59:26
Oh, they used to be a political no-no,
:59:29
but now it's just a radical sex thing.
:59:31
Of course, l've always done
exactly what l wanted to do.
:59:36
Girls have to improvise,
you know?
:59:38
l like a cucumber,
but they can get really slippery.
:59:43
Boys like toys too, you know.
:59:51
- This is for boys?
- Um-hmmmm.
:59:55
- What is it?
- A butt plug.
:59:59
lt's okay honey,
l bleach it.
1:00:05
Frances, l'm in love with you
and l'm lunging until l get you.
1:00:09
This isn't a good place...
time, to lunge.
1:00:12
l'm under a lot of pressure
with this Customs thing.
1:00:14
l know.
l'm lunging anyway.
1:00:17
Judy, l have never been
what you'd call sexually adventurous.
1:00:22
You don't have to be.
l'll take that on.
1:00:24
l mean l've never had a threesome,
l've barely had twosomes.
1:00:28
l have had three girlfriends,
all of whom were exactly like me.
1:00:30
l'm exactly like you.
1:00:33
l know your favorite writer
is Gertrude Stein...
1:00:35
and l love Gertrude Stein.
And not just the readable Stein.
1:00:37
l was an English Major...
1:00:39
my thesis was on Stein's
''The Geographical History of America.''
1:00:42
''l think if you announce
what you see...
1:00:45
''Then nobody can say no.''
1:00:49
Wow.
1:00:59
- Do you like to...
- l'd love to.