:11:01
You want to come and sit down, pal?
:11:06
Or you can stand there.
Anything you want. l'll be a minute.
:11:12
Social Services
is closed today, Columbus Day.
:11:15
We'll be open tomorrow at 8 a.m.
:11:18
Columbus Day.
:11:22
Boy, l don't know what to tell you.
:11:24
Everything's gonna get
figured out tomorrow.
:11:26
Can you be a tough little guy
until then?
:11:30
Great.
:11:31
Do l need to get you a bottle
of formula or something?
:11:35
What do you eat?
:11:36
Food.
:11:38
Yeah? l eat food too.
:11:40
What--? Come on.
:11:45
You need me to hold your hand?
:11:47
On Mondays, l go to Central Park
and watch rollerbladers fall down.
:11:51
-You into that?
-l don't know.
:11:54
Watch. This guy's humming.
:11:56
He's going down, he's going down,
he's going--!
:12:01
How old are you, anyways?
:12:03
Five.
:12:05
You wear a diaper?
:12:09
You wipe your own ass then?
:12:11
You do? Good job. That's cool.
:12:14
Come on, fall down. Fall down. Yes!
Come on, damn it.
:12:17
You suck. You suck!
:12:20
Check this out.
:12:35
My God!
:12:36
There's a stick there.
Somebody should move it.
:12:39
All right now, what way
would you put that on?
:12:42
This Columbo, he pretends
to be stupid...
:12:45
...but he's really smart as a tack.
:12:47
Oh, yeah, he is.
:12:48
You put the vane on down there.
Then this boat comes up.
:12:52
l wipe my own ass.
:12:55
Me too.
:12:59
So, Mr. Ass Wiper,
what's this guy's name?