:12:01
How old are you, anyways?
:12:03
Five.
:12:05
You wear a diaper?
:12:09
You wipe your own ass then?
:12:11
You do? Good job. That's cool.
:12:14
Come on, fall down. Fall down. Yes!
Come on, damn it.
:12:17
You suck. You suck!
:12:20
Check this out.
:12:35
My God!
:12:36
There's a stick there.
Somebody should move it.
:12:39
All right now, what way
would you put that on?
:12:42
This Columbo, he pretends
to be stupid...
:12:45
...but he's really smart as a tack.
:12:47
Oh, yeah, he is.
:12:48
You put the vane on down there.
Then this boat comes up.
:12:52
l wipe my own ass.
:12:55
Me too.
:12:59
So, Mr. Ass Wiper,
what's this guy's name?
:13:02
Scuba Steve.
:13:04
Does he ever take his flippers off?
:13:06
What if he goes bowling?
:13:08
They don't make him wear bowling shoes?
He wears flippers?
:13:11
Really?
:13:12
l had a doll like that at one time.
:13:14
But my cat, he bite his head off.
:13:17
What cat would do that?
:13:18
You calling me a liar?
:13:20
Hey, take it easy.
:13:23
Anyways...
:13:24
...Jets are playing tonight.
:13:26
We're gonna go to the Blarney Stone.
Wanna come?
:13:29
l've got more deliveries.
:13:30
Maybe you can also finish
the turkey on your lip.
:13:33
Right there.
:13:39
Let's crank up the Styx.
:13:41
No music during the game.
:13:43
-lt's halftime. Relax, Mr. Herlihy.
-Goddamn Jets.
:13:46
What are you doing in here, cutie?
:13:48
Watching football.
:13:50
-Who do you want to win?
-The goddamn Jets.
:13:54
Have fun.
:13:57
Too bad you don't like girls.
l think you could've had her.