:12:01
Do you know anyone who knows
Kit Ramsey?
:12:03
Damn it! I'm the biggest black
action star in the world!
:12:06
-Where's my "Hasta la vista, baby"?
-What?
:12:09
If Arnold Schwarnzen-cracker
is gettin' to say lines like that...
:12:12
...then I deserve equally well-written shit.
:12:15
-The script has that moment.
-When?
:12:18
You say, "l enjoyed meeting you, Cliff."
Then you push the guy right over the cliff.
:12:22
But the audience has to know
the guy's name is Cliff, and he's on a cliff.
:12:27
It's too cerebral. We're trying
to make a movie, not a film.
:12:30
You're supposed to be the agent!
:12:32
You better find me a line
like the time I told Tommy Lee Jones...
:12:35
..."Fuck you," and blew his brains out.
:12:37
You know what's happening?
:12:39
Another example of the white man
taking all the best catch phrases...
:12:43
...and then giving them
to Arnold or Stallone.
:12:45
Exactly. And Jackie Chan and Van Damme.
:12:48
They can't even speak English good.
:12:50
There's covert stuff goin' on.
Some covert shit I just found out.
:12:53
I'm glad you're here. Come in here.
:12:56
Right now, everybody. Come here.
:12:58
-What you talkin' about?
-Just for fun...
:13:00
...l scanned the script to see
how many times the letter "K" appears.
:13:06
The letter "K" appears
in this script 1,456 times.
:13:09
That's perfectly divisible by three.
:13:11
-So what're you saying?
-What am I sayin'?
:13:14
"KKK" appears in this script 486 times.
:13:25
-The sickness is deep.
-He's playing you.
:13:27
-I've been played.
-That's really not the case here.
:13:30
This is a great script.
It's not Shakespeare, but--
:13:33
-What'd you just say?
-I said, "lt's not Shakespeare, but--"
:13:37
It's not.... Did you hear what he's doing?
:13:40
He's doing something.
I just can't put my finger on it.
:13:43
What's he doing?
:13:45
-Shakespeare, Freddy.
-Shakespeare!
:13:47
-"Shake-a-spear. Spear-chucker."
-"Shake-a-spear!"
:13:50
I'm a spear-chucker now.
:13:52
-Call me a spear-chucker.
-It doesn't mean that!
:13:54
It's my imagination?
:13:56
There's no computer chip
in LaToya Jackson's brain.
:13:59
She just acts like that.
Teddy Kennedy ain't 1/16 black.