Darling, I respect Kit's way of working.
The no rehearsal, no contact off screen.
But it's so traditional to actually meet
the person you're working with.

No, you should not meet Kit because
we're not doing anything traditional here.

We're working in a new style.
We're working in cinema nouveau.

Cinema nouveau.
It felt so good today to quit my job.
I told them, "l'm a screenwriter now."
They said,
"You have eight brothers and four sisters.

"How will you earn your money?"
I said, "This is more important.

"Bowfinger has given me a chance,
and I'm going to take it."

You are a great writer. You really are.
I love my new scenes. They're so great.
Are they going in?

-That's up to Bowfinger.
-It is?

That's sharp. Do the thing.
I'm gonna look good in that. That's bad.
Send it up to the house for me.
The store would be happy to offer you
these clothes without charge...

...if you'd come back Friday,
let us take a picture...

...for LA Style of you wearing the clothes.
I can do that. It'll cost you $1,000.
I'll be here Friday, 4:00.

-I'm sure that could be arranged.
-Hundred-dollar bills.

I know I shouldn't do this,
I just want you to know...

...that you were so real
in your response to the aliens.