Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:05:02
Shoes off, huh?
:05:04
Respect the 18th century
Persian carpet.

:05:10
Whoa!
What are those?

:05:13
Medieval weapons.
I'm a collector.

:05:17
They're worth twice as much
if they've killed somebody.

:05:24
I collect
Canadian quarters.

:05:26
I got about six of'em.
:05:33
Would you like
anything to drink?

:05:36
I wouldn't mind
a glass of--

:05:38
Whoa.
What is that?

:05:40
Is that a custom Living Color
anti-glare, retractable-top tank?

:05:44
- I'm not sure.
- It is!

:05:47
They assemble each one
of these by hand.

:05:49
Whoa! Chinese tailbar lionfish.
He's a beauty!

:05:53
That's an $800 fish!
:05:56
- Try a grand.
- Then you overpaid.

:06:03
Hey, fishy, fishy,
fishy, fishy.

:06:05
Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy.
:06:08
Hey. An Australian
rainbow fish.

:06:11
You're not gonna
want to put him in there--

:06:13
- Oh, God!
- Women love it.

:06:17
They find it erotic
when they eat each other.

:06:21
Excuse me
for a second, huh?

:06:24
Must make pee-pee.
:06:29
[Urinating]
:06:38
[Phone Rings]
:06:40
-[Answering Machine Beeps]
-[Woman] Antoine, hi. It's Regina.

:06:42
I'm flying in from Luxembourg tomorrow.
I want you to be my driver.

:06:45
Swiss Air, flight 12.
Is it still 3,500?

:06:49
- See you. Ciao.
-[Answering Machine Beeps]

:06:52
I finally figured out how you
pick up all these gorgeous women.

:06:56
- How's that?
- You're a limo driver.


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