Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:06:03
Hey, fishy, fishy,
fishy, fishy.

:06:05
Hey, fishy, fishy, fishy.
:06:08
Hey. An Australian
rainbow fish.

:06:11
You're not gonna
want to put him in there--

:06:13
- Oh, God!
- Women love it.

:06:17
They find it erotic
when they eat each other.

:06:21
Excuse me
for a second, huh?

:06:24
Must make pee-pee.
:06:29
[Urinating]
:06:38
[Phone Rings]
:06:40
-[Answering Machine Beeps]
-[Woman] Antoine, hi. It's Regina.

:06:42
I'm flying in from Luxembourg tomorrow.
I want you to be my driver.

:06:45
Swiss Air, flight 12.
Is it still 3,500?

:06:49
- See you. Ciao.
-[Answering Machine Beeps]

:06:52
I finally figured out how you
pick up all these gorgeous women.

:06:56
- How's that?
- You're a limo driver.

:07:00
Sometimes I am.
:07:02
- So you just drive them back
here and have sex with them?
- If they pay me enough, yes.

:07:06
What kind of limo service
is that?

:07:09
Shouldn't you be taking them
to fancy restaurants or the theater?

:07:14
- I'm a gigolo.
- A gigo-who?

:07:18
Women pay me
to give them pleasure.

:07:26
- How did you get that job?
- I just kind of fell into it.

:07:31
I'm gonna kill
my guidance counselor.

:07:35
% [Latin Dance]
:07:41
- Hey! Hey! Hey! [Chattering]
- [Dog Barking]

:07:54
Down!
Bad dog!


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