Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:28:09
[Car Starts, Races Away]
:28:12
[Buzzer Lock Sounds]
:28:24
[Low, Masculine Voice]
I'm upstairs!

:28:44
Okay, Deuce,
:28:46
don't fall in love.
:28:59
I know what you're thinkin'.
:29:02
You're thinkin' those are
the biggest boobies you've ever seen.

:29:07
Can I please
use your phone?

:29:08
I'm not your average woman.
:29:10
I like sex,
:29:12
and I'm not afraid to adm--
[Wet Coughing]

:29:18
Excuse me.
I just had pudding an hour ago.

:29:20
- Dear God.
- You ever parked your bicycle
in an airplane hangar?

:29:25
- I'm sorry?
- You ever thrown a toothpick
into a volcano?

:29:30
- What?
- Oh, nothing.

:29:33
Just making idle chitchat.
:29:35
- Are you comfortable?
- Actually, no.

:29:39
Ooh, I'm sweatin'.
:29:42
You're gettin' me all hot.
:29:45
You don't like my hair,
do you?

:29:46
- I think there's been a mistake.
- Did you say steak?

:29:49
- No, mistake.
- Oh, see, now you got me all excited.

:29:52
Look, I'm gay.
:29:54
Well, how gay are you?
:29:56
Very, very gay. You must have dialed
the Very Gay Escort Service.

:29:59
Oh, shit.

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