:29:02
You're thinkin' those are
the biggest boobies you've ever seen.
:29:07
Can I please
use your phone?
:29:08
I'm not your average woman.
:29:10
I like sex,
:29:12
and I'm not afraid to adm--
[Wet Coughing]
:29:18
Excuse me.
I just had pudding an hour ago.
:29:20
- Dear God.
- You ever parked your bicycle
in an airplane hangar?
:29:25
- I'm sorry?
- You ever thrown a toothpick
into a volcano?
:29:30
- What?
- Oh, nothing.
:29:33
Just making idle chitchat.
:29:35
- Are you comfortable?
- Actually, no.
:29:39
Ooh, I'm sweatin'.
:29:42
You're gettin' me all hot.
:29:45
You don't like my hair,
do you?
:29:46
- I think there's been a mistake.
- Did you say steak?
:29:49
- No, mistake.
- Oh, see, now you got me all excited.
:29:52
Look, I'm gay.
:29:54
Well, how gay are you?
:29:56
Very, very gay. You must have dialed
the Very Gay Escort Service.
:29:59
Oh, shit.
:30:01
See, sometimes my fingers swell up
and I can't cleanly hit the numbers.
:30:05
- They should make a phone
for full-figured girls.
- They should.
:30:09
So, what do we do?
:30:16
[Woman] Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
:30:20
Cakes and pies. Cakes and pies.
[Giggling]
:30:23
Okay, which pie
has the most sugar?
:30:26
- Peach cobbler.
- [Sighs] You win again.
:30:28
That's four games to one.
:30:30
Well, fast food trivia
is my game, honey.
:30:36
I must tell you, nobody
has ever pleasured Jabba the Slut.
:30:40
Deucey, you have a way of satisfying
a woman that would sicken a normal man.
:30:44
I can't do this anymore.
:30:46
You must have
a magical "man-gina".
:30:48
- Huh?
- "Man-gina"
:30:50
It's a professional term we man-whores
use to describe our... he-pussy.
:30:55
I'm not one
of your man-whores.
:30:57
Okay? I quit.
:30:59
You ungrateful he-bitch.