:31:01
How 'bout I get Antoine on the phone
in Switzerland and tell him...
:31:04
how you redecorated
his poon palace.
:31:06
I'm not
an ungrateful he-bitch.
:31:10
Just give me a minute
to think here.
:31:25
[Urinal Flushes]
:31:36
Thanks.
:31:38
- How's it going?
- Pretty good.
:31:41
- Hey, Dad, let me ask you a question.
- And what's that, son?
:31:44
Do you think it's wrong for a man
to accept money from a woman...
:31:48
to, you know,
show her a good time?
:31:50
I was just thinking about that
this morning.
:31:52
The idea of a man-whore
is a relatively new idea.
:31:58
- Cologne?
- No, thanks.
:32:00
[Loud Fart]
:32:03
These women are looking for something
more than just sex. They want romance.
:32:06
- What do you mean?
- [Loud Fart]
:32:08
Well, it was like when I met
your mom, God rest her soul.
:32:12
I didn't have so much
as a toilet to clean.
:32:15
Still, I wasn't going to pay her
a dime for sex, no matter
what she was charging.
:32:19
- What?
- [Loud Fart]
:32:21
Your mom could've had any man
she wanted in that strip club,
:32:24
and this being my first time in Bangkok,
I was looking for a good time myself.
:32:28
- You met Mom where?
- It's not important.
- [Loud Fart]
:32:31
The thing is,
she saw something in me...
:32:33
beyond the 200 baht--
:32:36
a man with an eye
for adventure...
:32:37
who wasn't afraid
to risk it all.
:32:40
Dad, are you saying that--
:32:41
[Grunting, Shit Splattering
Into Toilet]
:32:45
So we took all her
one-dollar bills off the stage,
:32:49
said good-bye
to that donkey...
:32:51
and two days later
we were man and wife.
:32:54
And we were happily married
a long time.
:32:57
So, do you think I should be
more of a risk-taker?