:32:00
[Loud Fart]
:32:03
These women are looking for something
more than just sex. They want romance.
:32:06
- What do you mean?
- [Loud Fart]
:32:08
Well, it was like when I met
your mom, God rest her soul.
:32:12
I didn't have so much
as a toilet to clean.
:32:15
Still, I wasn't going to pay her
a dime for sex, no matter
what she was charging.
:32:19
- What?
- [Loud Fart]
:32:21
Your mom could've had any man
she wanted in that strip club,
:32:24
and this being my first time in Bangkok,
I was looking for a good time myself.
:32:28
- You met Mom where?
- It's not important.
- [Loud Fart]
:32:31
The thing is,
she saw something in me...
:32:33
beyond the 200 baht--
:32:36
a man with an eye
for adventure...
:32:37
who wasn't afraid
to risk it all.
:32:40
Dad, are you saying that--
:32:41
[Grunting, Shit Splattering
Into Toilet]
:32:45
So we took all her
one-dollar bills off the stage,
:32:49
said good-bye
to that donkey...
:32:51
and two days later
we were man and wife.
:32:54
And we were happily married
a long time.
:32:57
So, do you think I should be
more of a risk-taker?
:33:01
- [Toilet Flushing]
- Worked for me.
:33:03
Thanks, Pops.
:33:05
[Toilet Continues Flushing]
:33:09
Well, son,
:33:11
looks like I've got
some work to do.
:33:18
You got yourself
a man-whore.
:33:20
Hah!
[Chuckling]
:33:22
My man!
:33:36
- Is-- Is Tina here?
- Yes.
:33:39
I'm Deuce Bigalow,
your date.
:33:41
I'll get my things.
:33:49
I love this place.
:33:51
- Where you from again?
- Norway.
:33:53
-[Man #1] Freak!
- I hear great things about it.
:33:56
-[Man #2] Holyshit, it's Bigfoot!
- So, how'd you end up here?
:33:59
I had a pituitary gland procedure
at U.C.L.A. Medical Center...