Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:55:03
The same as I did
an hour ago,

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when I thought to myself,
"I'm the luckiest guy in the world...

:55:09
to be with her leg--
with you."

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[Squeaking]
:55:38
Ow-w-w!
:55:42
Is this normal?
My face is numb.

:55:45
It's perfectly normal
in hair replacement surgery.

:55:48
The local anesthetic has numbed
the major nerves in your face,

:55:51
Just like at the dentist.
:55:53
-[Pounding]
- Ow-w-w-w!

:55:56
You're Kate's best friends, and I know
your opinions mean a lot to her.

:56:01
And... I'd like to get
really serious with her.

:56:04
- You're a prostitute!
- Not anymore.

:56:07
And it's "man-whore".
:56:09
Anyway, I just quit.
I mean, Kate's the one for me.

:56:13
Listen, you were only supposed to
go out with her one night,

:56:15
show her a good time, and then
get the hell out of her life.

:56:17
- You know she's not normal.
- She's not like other girls.

:56:20
You know what her problem is?
Friends like you.

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She's perfect.
She's kind,

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she's sweet, she's funny,
and she likes me.

:56:29
Now I came here
to give you your money back--

:56:31
the money you paid a stranger
to have sex with your friend.

:56:37
Hey! You stay away
from her, man-whore!

:56:40
Hiya, Deuce. Your three days
are up, lover boy.

:56:44
- So where's Antoine's black book?
- I've looked everywhere.

:56:47
Listen, punk, you are aiding
and abetting a known criminal.

:56:50
Do the initials T and J mean
anything to you?

:56:52
Uh, turkey jizz?
I don't--

:56:55
You better show some respect, or I'm
gonna rip that pleasure-giving
tongue out of your head!

:56:59
- [Zipper Unzips]
- One more thing.


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