Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:56:01
And... I'd like to get
really serious with her.

:56:04
- You're a prostitute!
- Not anymore.

:56:07
And it's "man-whore".
:56:09
Anyway, I just quit.
I mean, Kate's the one for me.

:56:13
Listen, you were only supposed to
go out with her one night,

:56:15
show her a good time, and then
get the hell out of her life.

:56:17
- You know she's not normal.
- She's not like other girls.

:56:20
You know what her problem is?
Friends like you.

:56:23
She's perfect.
She's kind,

:56:25
she's sweet, she's funny,
and she likes me.

:56:29
Now I came here
to give you your money back--

:56:31
the money you paid a stranger
to have sex with your friend.

:56:37
Hey! You stay away
from her, man-whore!

:56:40
Hiya, Deuce. Your three days
are up, lover boy.

:56:44
- So where's Antoine's black book?
- I've looked everywhere.

:56:47
Listen, punk, you are aiding
and abetting a known criminal.

:56:50
Do the initials T and J mean
anything to you?

:56:52
Uh, turkey jizz?
I don't--

:56:55
You better show some respect, or I'm
gonna rip that pleasure-giving
tongue out of your head!

:56:59
- [Zipper Unzips]
- One more thing.

:57:01
I was at the precinct, and I
really had to use the john,

:57:04
and it's pretty filthy in there
and I was in kind of a hurry...

:57:06
and I didn't have time to use one of
those, you know, paper ass gaskets.

:57:09
I was doin' my business, and something
sort of splashed up on me, all over.

:57:13
What do you do in situations like that?
You think I'll be all right?

:57:17
- I think you're pretty safe.
- I better be!

:57:25
- % [Funk]
-[TJ.] Ugly is not
a problem for this guy.

:57:28
My man would stick his dick
in a he-monkey.

:57:30
All right.
I'll catch you later.

:57:34
What up, Deucey?
:57:36
[Sighs] You should know,
that cop won't leave me alone.

:57:39
- % [Off]
- What about the cop?

:57:42
- He's been asking questions.
- Goddamn white boy.

:57:45
Anyway, it doesn't matter
to me anymore. I'm quitting.

:57:47
What about
Antoine's apartment?

:57:49
I'm gonna get the rest of the money
the old-fashioned way.

:57:52
You gonna steal it?
:57:56
See ya, T.J.

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